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Mi homenaje a Gabriel Gª. Márquez

MI HOMENAJE A GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ (1927-2014)

Resumen de su obra CRÓNICA DE UNA MUERTE ANUNCIADA

 

Crestas, crestas, muchas crestas, que nos va a visitar el obispo en un buque, ¡Ay qué alegría nos da! Le gusta la sopa de crestas, ¡Pues lo vamos a agasajar!

 

¿Y qué hacemos con la carne del gallo que sobrará? No nos queda otro remedio, la tenemos que tirar.

 

Una boda opulenta que se va a celebrar. La novia, con blanco velo, rodeada de azahar:” la pureza de esta virgen se tendrá que demostrar.”

 

El ciego, en mitad del patio, lo han sentado, allí está, despistado aunque alegre, saluda por saludar.

 

La novia, por no ser virgen, no la querían pa ná. La devolvió su marido, El Bayardo San Román.

 

Toma niño, un cafelito. “Después me lo voy a tomar. Llevo prisa, voy corriendo, que a un hombre voy a matar.”

 

Bueno, vale, te lo guardo, pero se te va a enfriar. ¿Y quién es ese hombre, dime, a quien tú vas a matar? Pues es el vecino morito, es Santiago Nasar.

 

Los gemelos Pedro y Pablo lo tuvieron que matar, con cuchillos de los puercos que acababan de afilar. “Es el destino, lo siento, lo vamos a ejecutar.”

 

Niña Wene, ¡qué penita! Me han cosío a puñalás. Por la boba la Angelita. ¡Y yo no le había hecho ná!

 

Niña Wene, me han matao, mis tripas despilfarrás. Me las limpio como puedo, el suelo, ¡qué sucio está!

 

Había una medallita en la barriga pegá. Bueno Santi, venga, dime, ¿no la pensabas echar? ¿Cuántos años lleva eso en los intestinos pegá?

 

Dos mil cartas recibidas de la novia abandoná, hicieron que el arrogante la volviera a visitar.

 

Crestas, crestas, muchas crestas, que nos va a visitar el obispo en un buque, ¡Ay, qué alegría nos da! Le gusta la sopa de crestas, ¡Pues lo vamos a agasajar! 

 

 

Toñi Flamil.

 

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